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how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
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Dad:
Have you seen my phone?
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You:
I sent it off, I know not where.
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Sister:
Will you wash the dishes?
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Me:
No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
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Friend:
You're so crazy.
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Me:
Is it madness? IS IT?
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Friend:
I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
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Me:
TELL MEEEEE!!!
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Sister:
Is Dad awake yet?
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Me:
Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
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Sister:
Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
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Me:
I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
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Mom:
Stop changing channels--
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Me:
It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.
have you ever cried over a character
i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS”
no
i mean
have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried
because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better
because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them
More than I’m willing to admit.. To a non-Tumblr user anyway
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on april fools day we should all change our icons to this
The post that started it all
*tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the origins of what is now known as the Mishapocalypse
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Wow, I can’t even believe right now how accurate this turned out to be!
- June 18
- , 2013
youre practically a serial killer youre not supposed to be this cute
I love him so much
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i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
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have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
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lets play a game called do you actually like me or am i annoying you
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LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.
HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.
This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.
Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.
wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING
THANK
wow this is perfect i wish i could show it to all the guys at my school
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